Pun Intended - 42

1) Wanting to nix the pending hush-hush wedding, this male cantaloupe says to the female cantaloupe: "I'm sorry, but we cantaloupe."


2) Did you know supermarkets have dedicated spots to ogle at girls? Yep, they are called checkout counters.


3) Movie buff: I saw Guy Ritchie's 'Snatch'.
His none-too-bright friend: Really? I always thought Guy's a man.


4) Priapism & a sense of humour is all that a man requires to be a stand-up comedian.


5) Heard about this guy who's forced to work as a gimp? Talk about bonded labour.


6) Advice to politicans: When a dirt-digging journalist tells the world that you indulge in wife-swapping, deny it aggressively & threaten to sue. In other words, come out swinging.


7) So, the Drug Enforcement Administration finds that this guy has hidden cocaine in his rectum. Next day's headlines read: "DEA finds crack in man's butt."


8) So this none-too-impressive actor with a priapism problem tried his luck in the porn industry. The critics wrote him off as a wooden actor.


9) I want to buy Viagra but I am hard on cash.


10) A good sexologist always advocates different lovemaking positions, with a missionary zeal.